
1996
1999
2002
Discovered that the raccoon that eats the ice cream in the middle of the night was my dad all along
Told my parents I was not going to live past the age of 12
Steve Bartman interfered with Moises Alou's critical catch in the 2003 MLB playoffs: my first heartbreak
2004
Lost to a boy during recess basketball, letting down the entire female population
Made $47 at a lemonade stand
2005
Ironed my cash to keep it crisp
2006
2007
2008
Nearly the victim of a fatal car accident on the day before my 12th birthday
Had the ball in my hands for the last-second shot
Duct tape wallet business went under: low consumer demand
Read anti-Fed literature in preparation for job at Federal Reserve Board
Coached the eighth graders to the championship
2020
PhD candidate at Columbia Business School
2019
Got my first pair of Hyperdunks with that new flywire technology
2010
Made fun of one of my basketball teammates to seem cool
Best friend turned out to be pathological liar
2011
2012
The world did not end
Learned about compound interest
2013
2014
Rejected from top seven college choices
2009
Team-wide verbal brawl in the locker room after a loss to our rivals
Built robot squirrel to move golf ball into hole without taking extra stroke
2015
Designed and prototyped three original outfits
2016
2017
CUBS WIN!
Blew the interview with my dream company
2018
Realized if you fall down seven times, you only have to stand up seven times
